By DAVID W. CHEN
Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio on Thursday tapped Lilliam Barrios-Paoli, commissioner of the Department for the Aging, to help shape policies on issues like homelessness.
The article below is satire. Andy Borowitz is an American comedian and New York Times-bestselling author who satirizes the news for his column, "The Borowitz Report."
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